This is a nomination for Bright Green’s Dick of the Year 2011 award from Liz Ely. To submit your own nomination email 200 or so words to editors (at) brightgreenscotland (dot) org. We’ll close nominations on Saturday and open voting in the New Year.

For me, Dick of the Year is an award that might as well have been made forJeremy Clarkson, the only reason not to bestow it upon him being the fact that Isuspect disdain from the green left is the sort of thing that sustains his hideouslife force. Jeremy Clarkson embodies dickishness in a brutish ‘anyone whodoesn’t drive a big car fast is a homosexual, which is obviously an insult rightlads’ kind of a way, whilst pretending not to be a loathsome Cotswolds posho. Oh, that and he said on live television that low paid workers should be shot forwanting not to retire in poverty, oh it’s ok, he was talking about balance on the BBC, he didn’t mean it, it’s just a joke….of course.