Thought the pre-budget report was going to be enraging? Worried that watching it will set you on a trajectory which will inevitably lead to the need for a new TV, replacing that with a shoe sized hole in it?

Never fear! The good folks at nef (the new economics foundation) have cordially invited readers of Bright Green to join them in a game of George Osborne Bingo. They’ll be overseeing proceedings through their Facebook page, and on Twitter with the #osbornebingo hashtag. Just cross each of the phrases off the list, and once you have them all, shout… or cry.

The game kicks off at 12:30.