We always knew things in Fortnum and Mason were expensive. But this poem cost Danny Chivers £1500. He was among those found guilty yesterday of ‘aggrevated trespass with intent to intimidate’, and fined one and a half grand. Here’s the poet demonstrating what he did that was so ‘intimidating’:

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