Dick of the year: Silvio Berlusconi
This is a nomination for the Bright Green #dick2010 award from Adrian Windish
Silvio Berlusconi, Media Mogul, sleaze (and Italian President)
My nomination for dick of the year:
Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi.
He controls most of Italys media, and he abuses his power.
His behavior has reminded people of Roman emperors.
Berlusconi’s wife divorced him after his relationship with a teenager was uncovered in the media saying, “That’s enough, I cannot remain with a man who consorts with minors”
Also, he’s the only nominee for this award who has bought a new penis. Berlusconi’s new penis cost Italian taxpayers 70,000 euros and is magnetic to enable quick removal if it needs changing again.
The penis has been fitted to marble Roman statue in Mr Berlusconi’s office. The statue is of the god Mars and Mr Berlusconi did not like the look of the statue’s original penis so he ordered it to be snapped off and replaced.