This is a nomination for Bright Green’s Dick of the Year 2011 award by Naomi Beecroft. To submit your own nomination email 200 words (or thereabouts) to editors (at) brightgreenscotland (dot) org.

I’m nominating Theresa May, Nadine Dorries and Louise Mensch for their remarkable dedication to anti-women, to bigotry and to bullshit.

Theresa May wants The Human Rights Act abolished, stating “I see it… the sort of problems we have in being unable to deport people who perhaps are terrorist suspects.” Because EVERYONE is a terrorist so we shouldn’t have human rights.

Oh, she’s also scrapping The Socio-economic duty legislation Harriet Harman wrote up. What a wonderful thing for the Minister for Women and Equality to do… scrap a bill to put socio-economic INequality on the agenda.

Today she came criticised The Guardian/LSE study on the riots with the same old “thugs- pure and simple” bullshit. She has obviously spent a few months collecting data, interviewing those involved and establishing a tangible reason for the riots, and so is best placed to speak. Not. Theresa May and her conjecture can fuck right off.

Nadine Dorries spearheaded the victim-blaming, slut-shaming bullshit of “how to say no”- a class in abstinency for young girls- because, you know, it’s their own fault if they’re coerced into sex. Not the rapist. Victim-blaming nonsense; if you disagree, well then, I’m afraid you’re also on my Dick of the Year 2011 list. (By the way, this bill is set to come back to The Commons in 2012. If she wins, we could send her a letter of encouragement).

Louise Mensch is an arrogant hypocrite. A “party animal“, she’s openly admitted (with a disgusting air of pride) to taking “all sorts of substances” and having a rock n’ roll lifestyle. But you can do that when you’re the daughter of generations of oxford-goers. And, under her pen name “Louise Bagshawe” she provides vomit-worthy “chick-lit” *shudders* to millions of poor women. And the indoctrination process continues…

So yeah, I’m nominating these three women for completely and utterly destroying any hope women had of being fairly represented under Tory rule. And for being dicks. Dicks.